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Wanna see me eat some weird fruits? Yeah you do - give in to your radical urges and click on my new video! 

Whats the weirdest fruit you’ve ever eaten?

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officialunitedstates:

[pours syrup all over my clothes]

[just keeps pouring it, really soaking every part of me in syrup]

[goes to dennys]

I need 39 pancakes stat, it is una emergencia

[no one at dennys speaks spanish so I die a warm syrupy death]

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50 SHADES OF PRIVACY INVASION

  • 1. What is your best friends name?
  • 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
  • 3. What are you listening to right now?
  • 4. Whats your favorite number?
  • 5. What was the last thing you ate?
  • 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
  • 7. How is the weather right now?
  • 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  • 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 10. Do you have a significant other?
  • 11. Favorite TV show?
  • 12. Siblings?
  • 13. Height?
  • 14. Hair color?
  • 15. Eye Color?
  • 16. Do you wear contacts?
  • 17. Favorite Holiday?
  • 18. Month?
  • 19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
  • 20. What was the last movie you watched?
  • 21. Favorite Day of the Year?
  • 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
  • 24. Hugs or Kisses?
  • 25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
  • 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
  • 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
  • 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
  • 29. What books are you reading?
  • 30. Piercings?
  • 31. Favorite movies?
  • 32. Favorite football Team?
  • 33. What are you doing right now?
  • 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
  • 37. Dogs or cats?
  • 38. Favorite flower?
  • 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
  • 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
  • 41. Have you ever loved someone?
  • 42. Who would you like to see right now?
  • 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
  • 44. Have you ever fired a gun?
  • 45. Do you like to travel by plane?
  • 46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
  • 47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 48. Are you missing someone?
  • 49. Do you have a tattoo?
  • 50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
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